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What parts to salvage/sell from a UPS?

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I will take off power cords and other valuable stuff and take the rest to the dumpster. Power cords are quite awesome, 8 gauge flexible range plug with the cable that is like 6 foot long. Cut the plugs off both ends and solder on terminal lugs, and market them to hi-fi nuts as the latest miracle speaker cable for $100 apiece. Be sure to talk about how they provided an awesome soundstage and removed all veiling, and you’re selling them only because they’re too revealing of the other flaws in your rig. Hahaha. You forgot that I should mention "improved believability of sound". Seriously speaking, I should salvage plenty of 6 gauge wires with terminals, and various electrical thingys. I will keep a lot of that stuff. i You can ebay them: you just need to be creative. Now keep in mind its winter…. Ebay: For sale: UPS ( Universal Propulsion for Snow) Put this UPS in the truck of your RWD car or truck and watch your vehicle cut through those drifts! The  UPS has a patented system to shift the electronic weight over the rear wheels thus increasing traction! You will be able to head out into weather you never thought possible without the UPS! Get yours now before you get stuck! Buy it now for $99.95! Caution: no normal shipping. will ship on pallet by truck only for actual cost.

Delivery may be delayed due to weather conditions… particularly if the roads are snow covered.

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Put this UPS in the truck of your RWD car or truck and watch your vehicle cut through those drifts! The  UPS has a patented system to shift the electronic weight over the rear wheels thus increasing traction! You will be able to head out into weather you never thought possible without the UPS! Get yours now before you get stuck!

When I was a teenager our neighbor put a tombstone that the engraver had screwed up in the trunk of his full size Pontiac in winter for traction.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I have three UPSes: 1. Clary OnGuard 3 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 2. Clary OnGuard 1 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 3. Ferrups 3.0 kVa inline model UPS (no outlets), no batteries All are working. I would like to demolish these UPSes, take out what I can sell and auction these parts on ebay. I recently demolished an even bigger Data General UPS (about 8 kW) and sold the capacitors from it for $75. The rest is a big pile of unidentifiable parts. Some look like huge diodes and transistors. I am afraid that some of those parts have value that I would have hard times capturing (maybe I took apart a large and usable rectifier, for example), so, I do not want to make the same mistake again. I would like to know which parts of those UPSes are really desirable. Capacitors? Rectifiers? Anything else?

There ought to be some big power transistors or SCRs.  The SCRs, and maybe even the transistors, might look like "hockey pucks" between two large heatsinks, with bolts and springs compressing them between the sinks.  Big transistors may also look like plastic blocks bolted to the heatsinks.  You might just list these on eBay as separate items.  The only people interested in these might be people fooling with electric vehicles. And, you NEVER know what an item on eBay will bring.  Some stuff I just couldn’t quite bear to throw away, so I listed them on eBay, brought amazing bids.  I sold a 1938 or so Bijur 35 mm movie camera that had been modified into a flight data recording camera by McDonnel-Douglas, maybe in the 40’s or 50’s, for $264!  I STILL can’t get over that one!  You just NEVER can predict who is willing to pay how much for something. Jon

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There ought to be some big power transistors or SCRs… And, you NEVER know what an item on eBay will bring…

I’ve got an old capacitor that leaked oil and shrunk, kind of like those shrunken apple dolls. Now it looks like Tom Poston on acid. Lumpy — In Your Ears for 40 Years http://www.lumpymusic.com

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<snip And, you NEVER know what an item on eBay will bring.  Some stuff I just couldn’t quite bear to throw away, so I listed them on eBay, brought amazing bids.  I sold a 1938 or so Bijur 35 mm movie camera that had been modified into a flight data recording camera by McDonnel-Douglas, maybe in the 40’s or 50’s, for $264!  I STILL can’t get over that one!  You just NEVER can predict who is willing to pay how much for something.

I sold something called a 3M Secretary transparency maker for $270.  It seems that they are used in tattoo parlors.  I couldn’t even figure out what it was supposed to do…make overhead transparencies, I guess. jak – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Jon great!!! i

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Now it looks like Tom Poston on acid.

God! What a mental image. Now I have to go get my brain dry-cleaned again.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I have three UPSes: 1. Clary OnGuard 3 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 2. Clary OnGuard 1 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 3. Ferrups 3.0 kVa inline model UPS (no outlets), no batteries All are working. I would like to demolish these UPSes, take out what I can sell and auction these parts on ebay. I recently demolished an even bigger Data General UPS (about 8 kW) and sold the capacitors from it for $75. The rest is a big pile of unidentifiable parts. Some look like huge diodes and transistors. I am afraid that some of those parts have value that I would have hard times capturing (maybe I took apart a large and usable rectifier, for example), so, I do not want to make the same mistake again. I would like to know which parts of those UPSes are really desirable. Capacitors? Rectifiers? Anything else? Any thoughts on this will be appreciated. I will use this as an opportunity to learn about electronics. Thanks!

Chances are the whole units are worth more than the sum of their parts. They make good power inverters.

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why not sell the 3 phase one as an alternative to a rotary or static inverter – no batteries needed.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I have three UPSes: 1. Clary OnGuard 3 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 2. Clary OnGuard 1 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 3. Ferrups 3.0 kVa inline model UPS (no outlets), no batteries All are working. I would like to demolish these UPSes, take out what I can sell and auction these parts on ebay. I recently demolished an even bigger Data General UPS (about 8 kW) and sold the capacitors from it for $75. The rest is a big pile of unidentifiable parts. Some look like huge diodes and transistors. I am afraid that some of those parts have value that I would have hard times capturing (maybe I took apart a large and usable rectifier, for example), so, I do not want to make the same mistake again. I would like to know which parts of those UPSes are really desirable. Capacitors? Rectifiers? Anything else? Any thoughts on this will be appreciated. I will use this as an opportunity to learn about electronics. Thanks! i

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I have three UPSes: 1. Clary OnGuard 3 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 2. Clary OnGuard 1 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 3. Ferrups 3.0 kVa inline model UPS (no outlets), no batteries All are working. I would like to demolish these UPSes, take out what I can sell and auction these parts on ebay. I recently demolished an even bigger Data General UPS (about 8 kW) and sold the capacitors from it for $75. The rest is a big pile of unidentifiable parts. Some look like huge diodes and transistors. I am afraid that some of those parts have value that I would have hard times capturing (maybe I took apart a large and usable rectifier, for example), so, I do not want to make the same mistake again. I would like to know which parts of those UPSes are really desirable. Capacitors? Rectifiers? Anything else? Any thoughts on this will be appreciated. I will use this as an opportunity to learn about electronics. Thanks! i

Think first.  These with no batteries likely have various input voltage taps. They likely provide various output voltages. Can they be used to provide the correct voltage to a high voltage motor that is cheap ? Convert farm like 2 phase into 3 phase on the output ? Understand what is possible before scrapping.  The transformers might be most useful in the prior concepts.  The inverter might be to custom. Martin — Martin Eastburn, Barbara Eastburn NRA LOH, NRA Life NRA Second Amendment Task Force Charter Founder

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Chances are the whole units are worth more than the sum of their parts. They make good power inverters.

Removing the batteries and calling them inverters might work quite well. — Many thanks, Don Lancaster Synergetics   3860 West First Street  Box 809  Thatcher, AZ 85552 Please visit my GURU’s LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com

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Removing the batteries and calling them inverters might work quite well.

Only if the units he has are able to do a "cold start".  Some older UPS units don’t have this option.  I don’t recall if his models will. Rita — http://www.geocities.com/ritaberk2003/

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I will take off power cords and other valuable stuff and take the rest to the dumpster. Power cords are quite awesome, 8 gauge flexible range plug with the cable that is like 6 foot long.

Cut the plugs off both ends and solder on terminal lugs, and market them to hi-fi nuts as the latest miracle speaker cable for $100 apiece. Be sure to talk about how they provided an awesome soundstage and removed all veiling, and you’re selling them only because they’re too revealing of the other flaws in your rig.

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Removing the batteries and calling them inverters might work quite well. Only if the units he has are able to do a "cold start".  Some older UPS units don’t have this option.  I don’t recall if his models will. Rita

The key question is whether the unit is or can be reworked for twelve volt input. Sometimes simply renaming things works quite well. Pen plotter motors would not sell at any price but laser lightshow galvos flew on out of here. To convert a pen plotter motor to a laser lightshow galvo, you remove anything extra that is bent or broke. — Many thanks, Don Lancaster Synergetics   3860 West First Street  Box 809  Thatcher, AZ 85552 Please visit my GURU’s LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I will take off power cords and other valuable stuff and take the rest to the dumpster. Power cords are quite awesome, 8 gauge flexible range plug with the cable that is like 6 foot long. Cut the plugs off both ends and solder on terminal lugs, and market them to hi-fi nuts as the latest miracle speaker cable for $100 apiece. Be sure to talk about how they provided an awesome soundstage and removed all veiling, and you’re selling them only because they’re too revealing of the other flaws in your rig.

By far the best speaker cable you can buy is four point barbed wire. See http://www.tinaja.com/glib/marcia.pdf for a detailed analysis. — Many thanks, Don Lancaster Synergetics   3860 West First Street  Box 809  Thatcher, AZ 85552 Please visit my GURU’s LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I will take off power cords and other valuable stuff and take the rest to the dumpster. Power cords are quite awesome, 8 gauge flexible range plug with the cable that is like 6 foot long. Cut the plugs off both ends and solder on terminal lugs, and market them to hi-fi nuts as the latest miracle speaker cable for $100 apiece. Be sure to talk about how they provided an awesome soundstage and removed all veiling, and you’re selling them only because they’re too revealing of the other flaws in your rig. Hahaha. You forgot that I should mention "improved believability of sound". Seriously speaking, I should salvage plenty of 6 gauge wires with terminals, and various electrical thingys. I will keep a lot of that stuff. i

You can ebay them: you just need to be creative. Now keep in mind its winter…. Ebay: For sale: UPS ( Universal Propulsion for Snow) Put this UPS in the truck of your RWD car or truck and watch your vehicle cut through those drifts! The  UPS has a patented system to shift the electronic weight over the rear wheels thus increasing traction! You will be able to head out into weather you never thought possible without the UPS! Get yours now before you get stuck! Buy it now for $99.95! Caution: no normal shipping. will ship on pallet by truck only for actual cost. ;) Bob —-== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com – Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==—- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups —-= East and West-Coast Server Farms – Total Privacy via Encryption =—-

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I made about $2,500 to $2,800 on APC 1,400 VA units, 2 years ago. Bought 2 skids with 28 of them, all with shot batteries, replaced batteries with help of a friend, and sold the UPSes on ebay.

That’s not bad.  The 1400s fall well bellow our acceptable price per pound ratio and we don’t screw with them.  In today’s market the 1400s are worthless.  Even the Matrix 5000 is in the dirt.  The Symmetras do extremely well off eBay. I discussed this on rec.crafts.metalworking, and concluded that i do not want to make welders. I could sell the rectifiers, if you think that they are worth something.

I would try writing a creative description and a title that has creative uses for them and list them on eBay with a $50 starting bid.  I find listing an item’s alternative use instead of name and model number work great for items that don’t sell. Rita — http://212.68.147.44/Zehava-ben/

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I had dozens of them new on the skid and couldn’t give them away.  Yes, they were very expensive when new.  This is due to the uneducated people in the government’s purchasing department. Never handle any UPS unless it’s an APC unit of 2200VA and above.  And you should never handle any three phase units made by anyone else but APC or Liebert. Wow look at Rita showing off her considerable knowledge of three phase UPS units!

Like I said, sometimes I wonder just how feminine she actually is.  She also hates gay men with a passion I’ve only ever seen in men. A

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Like I said, sometimes I wonder just how feminine she actually is.  She also hates gay men with a passion I’ve only ever seen in men.

LOL!  Maybe you’re questioning your gender?  Maybe I should be selling Beanie Babies instead of what I sell to be feminine?  And no, I don’t "hate gay men with a passion".  I don’t know what gave you that idea?  You need to get your head out of your ass and see what women are doing in the world today. Rita — http://212.68.147.44/Zehava-ben/

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I have three UPSes: 1. Clary OnGuard 3 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries

*Shrug* I might have use for the parts in one.  Just how big are they again?… Tim — "I’ve got more trophies than Wayne Gretsky and the Pope combined!"     – Homer Simpson

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You might see if the specs on the diodes would let them be used for an AC to DC arc welding converter. Paul

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I have three UPSes: 1. Clary OnGuard 3 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 2. Clary OnGuard 1 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 3. Ferrups 3.0 kVa inline model UPS (no outlets), no batteries All are working. I would like to demolish these UPSes, take out what I can sell and auction these parts on ebay. I recently demolished an even bigger Data General UPS (about 8 kW) and sold the capacitors from it for $75. The rest is a big pile of unidentifiable parts. Some look like huge diodes and transistors. I am afraid that some of those parts have value that I would have hard times capturing (maybe I took apart a large and usable rectifier, for example), so, I do not want to make the same mistake again. I would like to know which parts of those UPSes are really desirable. Capacitors? Rectifiers? Anything else? Any thoughts on this will be appreciated. I will use this as an opportunity to learn about electronics. Thanks! i

I have not seen much demand for older and heavier UPS gear. I charge another eBay seller $200 per month to haul it away. — Many thanks, Don Lancaster Synergetics   3860 West First Street  Box 809  Thatcher, AZ 85552 Please visit my GURU’s LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com

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I have three UPSes: 1. Clary OnGuard 3 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 2. Clary OnGuard 1 phase 5 kVa UPS, no batteries 3. Ferrups 3.0 kVa inline model UPS (no outlets), no batteries All are working.

That generally won’t make any difference with these dogs.  You probably have late 80s early 90s vintage units.  Plus, these are low-end units that have no customer appeal. I would like to demolish these UPSes, take out what I can sell and auction these parts on ebay. I recently demolished an even bigger Data General UPS (about 8 kW) and sold the capacitors from it for $75. The rest is a big pile of unidentifiable parts. Some look like huge diodes and transistors. I am afraid that some of those parts have value that I would have hard times capturing (maybe I took apart a large and usable rectifier, for example), so, I do not want to make the same mistake again.

The capacitors are probably appealing to the ghetto-blaster-car-audio-crowd. Other than a few relays and some MOVs there really isn’t anything worth popping the hood for. I would like to know which parts of those UPSes are really desirable. Capacitors? Rectifiers? Anything else?

Some have Anderson connectors that you can get about $1.50 each. Any thoughts on this will be appreciated. I will use this as an opportunity to learn about electronics.

Strip them for the fun of it, but don’t expect to find any gold nuggets in them.  Good luck and have fun. Rita — http://212.68.147.44/Zehava-ben/

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anybody can google xxxxxxxx and be an expert parrot in no time. fq

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I had dozens of them new on the skid and couldn’t give them away.  Yes, they were very expensive when new.  This is due to the uneducated people in the government’s purchasing department. Never handle any UPS unless it’s an APC unit of 2200VA and above.  And you should never handle any three phase units made by anyone else but APC or Liebert.

Wow look at Rita showing off her considerable knowledge of three phase UPS units! ef

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Clarys are $10,000 high end units. Not that it matter, now that no one wants them.

I had dozens of them new on the skid and couldn’t give them away.  Yes, they were very expensive when new.  This is due to the uneducated people in the government’s purchasing department. Never handle any UPS unless it’s an APC unit of 2200VA and above.  And you should never handle any three phase units made by anyone else but APC or Liebert. I will probably convert the cabinet from the Ferrups unit into a meat smoker (smokehouse).

Now that is a great idea.  I wish I had thought of that.  You might want to list one on eBay. Maybe, but those were high voltage kind.

Some of the older units used either a 12 or 24 VDC configuration and had these larger caps.  The newer 48 VDC and above units don’t have anything worthwhile in them. I need to take them apart to take them to a dumpster anyway…

I forgot to ad that you do have some heavy-duty transformers in these things that you can use as a crude welder if you don’t already own one.  Save the rectifiers for this purpose as well. What a hassle, I made $320 profit on this lot (on other pieces), but I hate every moment of owning it. Well, I got some useful parts out of those UPSes, but still I would not do the deal if I knew what Iknow.

It’s not even worth it with a forklift.  Just be careful that you don’t drop a nut screwing with these things. What about the rectifiers.

See above.  There is probably little eBay value in them unless you do some creative writing. Thanks. If I get $50 out of each, and some parts good for myself, I will be happy. Maybe I can get my retired FIL to do some disassembly in exchange for "profit sharing".

I really like your smoker idea!  Have fun and good luck. Rita — http://212.68.147.44/Zehava-ben/

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Key West residents protest

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg

I was actually in port that day, on the Zenith. It was an exhausting zoo. We spent some money in town, ate lunch at a local restaurant and high-tailed it back to the ship because it was just *too* touristy. Not my favorite port by a long shot. It was a nicer tourist trap than, say, Puerto Limon, but not anything like the fun we had in the rest of Costa Rica, Honduras or CocoCay. Jenrose

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants"

So let me get this straight…. The ships put the jewelry and T-shirt shops there? And bars… weren’t there bars in Key West for the last hundred years or so? –Tom <—- NOT a fan of Key West… I’ll take Antigua or Barbados instead, any day

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People who live in Key West just love to protest. Doesn’t anyone else remember when they tried to seceed from the Union because they didn’t like something or other?. Cause oh please like Key West wasn’t tacky before. I love Key West but I wouldn’t take this too seriously. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" So let me get this straight…. The ships put the jewelry and T-shirt shops there? And bars… weren’t there bars in Key West for the last hundred years or so? –Tom <—- NOT a fan of Key West… I’ll take Antigua or Barbados instead, any day

Lots of them back in the ’60s. The town was a naval base, and just "loved" the Navy — and the feeling was mutual. One corrupt town!! the cops had to purchase their jobs, and collected the extortion money. One of the favorite stories was of one of their finest pulling over a driver and writing a ticket — To  "Must Wear Glasses" Some of the antics of the town were toned down after a few "Dungaree Liberty" exercises during which sailors were led by their Chiefs in a physical reorganization of the town. Question — Are the ships using the piers at the original Naval Base or the Annex on the North side.

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People who live in Key West just love to protest. Doesn’t anyone else remember when they tried to seceed from the Union because they didn’t like something or other?. Cause oh please like Key West wasn’t tacky before. I love Key West but I wouldn’t take this too seriously.

They weren’t happy about ’something or other’??  The guvm’t  set up a border inspection unit on US 1 just at the entrance to the Keys in Florida City, trying to stop drug flow, in April 1982, I believe.  Thousands of people were stranded in their cars for hours on the 18-mile stretch to Key Largo with no facilities, no restaurants, no gas stations, no water….. and traffic was backed up more than a hundred miles toward Key West on the two-lane road. They  decided that, since the border search was saying that the Keys weren’t in the US, they would form their own country.  The flag was quit pretty – we used to fly one on our boat – and the official drink was rum.  Don’t know if they got much farther than that…. http://www.conchrepublic.com/  "We seceded where others failed." Chris

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Maybe the tourists are hurting their Fantasy Fest and all the other activities there that involve topless people.  I’m pretty sure that those aren’t passengers off the cruise ships. And I’m sure the Greed that National Geographic cited was the result of the cruise passengers too. Take the nine million and go back to body painting. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – So let me get this straight…. The ships put the jewelry and T-shirt shops there? And bars… weren’t there bars in Key West for the last hundred years or so? –Tom <—- NOT a fan of Key West… I’ll take Antigua or Barbados instead, any day

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg

I was there. Sat at Angelina’s Pizza and watched the nuttiness. The sad thing is it wasn’t really *that* more crowded than usual in March. The protesters have a point — 10 years ago, people drove down or flew in, and stayed a couple weeks. They went fishing, diving, ate at several restaurants, shopped at the interesting boutiques that once lined Duval St. (Now, sadly, replaced by Ripoff T-shirt shops and national chains.) Everyone got their little piece of the tourism pie. Now people are here for four hours. They get on the Conch Train and have a drink at Sloppy Joe’s or Margaritaville. They buy one of those retarded "I Love to Fart" T-shirts from the rip-off T-shirt shops. Then they go back to the ship and complain about how tacky Key West has become. There are only a handful of people who benefit from this mass tourism — and, naturally, they’re the ones calling the shots. There’s still plenty of the "old Key West" to be found, but now you have to go look for it. Here’s a big list of places to explore in Key West http://home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-KeyWestGuide

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Everyone got their little piece of the tourism pie.

Don’t forget the obvious fact that the entire State of Florida is the nation’s biggest (in terms of people who visit) tourist trap. The fact that the key west is so small does not help things either. -Heather Remove CanOspam to email http://members.aol.com/nookeybear/index1.htm

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They have NOTHING to complain about. Do you have any idea what a hotel room costs in that town? They get top dollar (New York/San Francisco rates) and have high occupancy. Try and get a room at the Hyatt or Hilton for less than $300 a night. You MIGHT be lucky to get one at the Holiday Inn La Concha downtown for around $200. The cruise passengers are just gravy. We fill their bars and restaurants from 10:00 A.M. on with tourists that would otherwise not be able to go there.

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants"

And what is Key West bitching about, anyway? Grand Cayman had 7 ships in port when we were there. Talk about madhouse… Jenrose

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Actually most of the year the hotels stay quite full. Having stayed there for a week each year for the past 10 or so years, I soon found that for the same or even lower price, there are some great B & B’s with a lot more character.  ie., the Heron House and the Gardens, two of my favorites. The whole protest story is way overblown.The original poster is just trying to take a slap at 99% of this NG that enjoy the cruising lifestyle at reasonable prices ie. the mass market cruise lines (he took a cut rate deal on Carnival MANY MANY years ago and expected the Normandie maybe.)  He wants you to feel unwanted there, which is not the case.  Most people in Key West take it for what it is, and realize that the ships only bring additional revenue and don’t take away from the hotel tourist trade. Nothing will change there, in fact it will only get worse. jt – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -They have NOTHING to complain about. Do you have any idea what a hotel room costs in that town? They get top dollar (New York/San Francisco rates) and have high occupancy. Try and get a room at the Hyatt or Hilton for less than $300 a night. You MIGHT be lucky to get one at the Holiday Inn La Concha downtown for around $200. The cruise passengers are just gravy. We fill their bars and restaurants from 10:00 A.M. on with tourists that would otherwise not be able to go there.

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And what is Key West bitching about, anyway? Grand Cayman had 7 ships in port when we were there. Talk about madhouse…

Stingrays filed a class action lawsuit against the cruise industry charging them with negligence contributing towards their obesity …from overeating due to all the excursions … Be seeing you In the Village Number 6

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Oh they are not. That is just some of that idiot Paul’s garbage. Do yourself a favor and killfile him and you won’t see it unless someone forwards his rantings. Key West people are weird folks and proud of it. The redneck crap is just that, rantings from a complete bigoted idiot. Jim

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg I was actually in port that day, on the Zenith. It was an exhausting zoo. We spent some money in town, ate lunch at a local restaurant and high-tailed it back to the ship because it was just *too* touristy. Not my favorite port by a long shot. It was a nicer tourist trap than, say, Puerto Limon, but not anything like the fun we had in the rest of Costa Rica, Honduras or CocoCay. Jenrose

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants"

Strangely my Jimmy Buffet Island has a song that is anti-trailer.  The quality of the cruise ship passenger is sinking with the discount fare.  I love boats but hate the high pitched honking sound of the Long Island housewife.

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Golly, Jim, do you mean that I am not alone in identifying Paul as a "Class A" troll? — DG in Cherry Hill, NJ

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Oh they are not. That is just some of that idiot Paul’s garbage. Do yourself a favor and killfile him and you won’t see it unless someone forwards his rantings. Key West people are weird folks and proud of it. The redneck crap is just that, rantings from a complete bigoted idiot. Jim Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg I was actually in port that day, on the Zenith. It was an exhausting zoo. We spent some money in town, ate lunch at a local restaurant and high-tailed it back to the ship because it was just *too* touristy. Not my favorite port by a long shot. It was a nicer tourist trap than, say, Puerto Limon, but not anything like the fun we had in the rest of Costa Rica, Honduras or CocoCay. Jenrose

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I’ve been doing land based stays in Key West for a number of years.   Tourism has always had a love hate relationship with this island city going back to the wrecker days. Tourism brings in money, but when that tourism kicks up a fuss about something they find offensive a little bit more of the island dies.  I’m not just talking about cruise ship passengers who just want to buy a T-shirt, have a drink at Sloppy Joes or Margarittaville and get back on the ship.  The same thing happened in New York’s Greenwich Village.   People with money and not an artistic or eccentric bone in their bodies decided it would be nice to live there.  Property rates went up and poof, first thing to go was half of the island’s artist population.   Hippies followed suite and first thing you know, Sunset Celebration was no logner about loving your fellow man but about entertaining the tourist. Somebody thought it wasn’t good for tourism and poof, the tattoo parlors were replaced by GAP and Benneton on Duval.   Trailers on Green St near Duval were hid behind a concrete wall and yet that wasn’t good enough, they were pressured out. Somebody else thought the people living on Houseboat Row were an eyesore.  So what Hurricane Georges didn’t remove were encouraged to find other dockage. In the past during Fantasy Fest, public toplessness or bottomlessness got a slap on the wrist. The overexposed were given one size covers everything Fantasy Fest T-shirts and politely asked to cover up.  Body painters were considered covered since they were wearing paint.   Somebody complained and not Fantasy Fest revelers showing too much skin find themselves fined and compelled to spend a night in the hoosgow. Thank God I had the pleasure of meeting Nancy Forrester on of Key West’s few remaining artists.  I learned a lot about the island from her. I learned about the backstreets and places to hunker down when the island is over run by cruise people and other land based tourists. If I tell then they won’t be secret places anymore.  I would never visit Key West on a cruise ship, because after a day of snorkeling, sunning etc Key West has one of the most interesting night life scenes I’d miss on a cruise ship. I grew up on the New Jersey shore at a Summer vacation destination.  I only knew of the love and hate of vacationers very well.  The money that came with Summer was good.  The trash, traffic jams,  loud stereos on the beach, more trash, weekend maniacs on the bay all this led me to yearn for labor day when they all went home.  I can relate to folks in Key West. I think the secret is that when you live in Paradise you have to be very careful how you promote it and who you let visit.  If you don’t, then it won’t be Paradise anymore, just another tourist trap. —  To  email me, Edit "xt" from my email address.   Brian M. Kochera    "Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!"  View My Web Page: http://home.earthlink.net/~brian1951

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I think the secret is that when you live in Paradise you have to be very

careful how you promote it and who you let visit. Very true… unfortunately in that "pact with the devil" most "locals" don’t get a vote. In my home-town [also a tourist destination] "influential" business people promoted expansion of tourism, etc. Now, many of the same folks complain about the "infestation" that has led to the disappearance of the "feel" of the original community. Why didn’t they listen to "locals" warnings then? Could it be that it’s all about their personal profits/losses and has nothing at all to do with what’s good for preservation of the town or the community?

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I’ve been doing land based stays in Key West for a number of years. Tourism has always had a love hate relationship with this island city going back to the wrecker days. Tourism brings in money, but when that tourism kicks up a fuss about something they find offensive a little bit more of the island dies.  I’m not just talking about cruise ship passengers who just want to buy a T-shirt, have a drink at Sloppy Joes or Margarittaville and get back on the ship.  The same thing happened in New York’s Greenwich Village. People with money and not an artistic or eccentric bone in their bodies decided it would be nice to live there.  Property rates went up and poof, first thing to go was half of the island’s artist population. Hippies followed suite and first thing you know, Sunset Celebration was no logner about loving your fellow man but about entertaining the tourist. Somebody thought it wasn’t good for tourism and poof, the tattoo parlors were replaced by GAP and Benneton on Duval.   Trailers on Green St near Duval were hid behind a concrete wall and yet that wasn’t good enough, they were pressured out. Somebody else thought the people living on Houseboat Row were an eyesore.  So what Hurricane Georges didn’t remove were encouraged to find other dockage. In the past during Fantasy Fest, public toplessness or bottomlessness got a slap on the wrist. The overexposed were given one size covers everything Fantasy Fest T-shirts and politely asked to cover up.  Body painters were considered covered since they were wearing paint. Somebody complained and not Fantasy Fest revelers showing too much skin find themselves fined and compelled to spend a night in the hoosgow. Thank God I had the pleasure of meeting Nancy Forrester on of Key West’s few remaining artists.  I learned a lot about the island from her. I learned about the backstreets and places to hunker down when the island is over run by cruise people and other land based tourists. If I tell then they won’t be secret places anymore.  I would never visit Key West on a cruise ship, because after a day of snorkeling, sunning etc Key West has one of the most interesting night life scenes I’d miss on a cruise ship. I grew up on the New Jersey shore at a Summer vacation destination.  I only knew of the love and hate of vacationers very well.  The money that came with Summer was good.  The trash, traffic jams,  loud stereos on the beach, more trash, weekend maniacs on the bay all this led me to yearn for labor day when they all went home.  I can relate to folks in Key West. I think the secret is that when you live in Paradise you have to be very careful how you promote it and who you let visit.  If you don’t, then it won’t be Paradise anymore, just another tourist trap. —  To  email me, Edit "xt" from my email address.   Brian M. Kochera  "Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!"  View My Web Page: http://home.earthlink.net/~brian1951

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In my home-town [also a tourist destination] "influential" business people promoted expansion of tourism, etc. Now, many of the same folks complain about the "infestation" that has led to the disappearance of the "feel" of the original community. Why didn’t they listen to "locals" warnings then? Could it be that it’s all about their personal profits/losses and has nothing at all to do with what’s good for preservation of the town or the community?

   Of course the same could be said about the locals. Much of these things have the undertone of "I am here, but I wouldn’t want anyone to enjoy what I am enjoying".  Seldom do you get from outside of an area clambering NOT to be let in. —         Addendumb: What lawyers add to contracts to mess up a perfectly good working relationship with an editor. (stolen from Dan Ferber on nasw-freelance list)

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The quality of the cruise ship passenger is sinking with the discount fare.

Quality is defined by the user. The user defines himself by his definition of Quality. Ask Pirsig. I love boats but hate the high pitched honking sound of the Long Island housewife.

A bit irritating.

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Stingrays filed a class action lawsuit against the cruise industry charging them with negligence contributing towards their obesity …from overeating due to all the excursions …

Hope they win. Is Skippy Da Parrot Numbskull lead attorney?

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I think the secret is that when you live in Paradise you have to be very careful how you promote it and who you let visit.  If you don’t, then it won’t be Paradise anymore, just another tourist trap.

Tell Turks and Caicos. Quick.

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How true! The March issue of "National Geographic Traveler" magazine put Key West in its "Getting Ugly" category, ranking it third from last among 115 international travel destinations for what it called crowding, poor planning and greed.

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<< Quality is defined by the user. The user defines himself by his definition of Quality. Ask Pirsig. Zensational

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This is my notice that I will no longer reply to "Paul", but that I disagree with anything that he floats as the "truth".

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Golly, Jim, do you mean that I am not alone in identifying Paul as a "Class A" troll? — DG in Cherry Hill, NJ Oh they are not. That is just some of that idiot Paul’s garbage. Do yourself a favor and killfile him and you won’t see it unless someone forwards his rantings. Key West people are weird folks and proud of it. The redneck crap is just that, rantings from a complete bigoted idiot. Jim Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg I was actually in port that day, on the Zenith. It was an exhausting zoo. We spent some money in town, ate lunch at a local restaurant and high-tailed it back to the ship because it was just *too* touristy. Not my favorite port by a long shot. It was a nicer tourist trap than, say, Puerto Limon, but not anything like the fun we had in the rest of Costa Rica, Honduras or CocoCay. Jenrose

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg

I was actually in port that day, on the Zenith. It was an exhausting zoo. We spent some money in town, ate lunch at a local restaurant and high-tailed it back to the ship because it was just *too* touristy. Not my favorite port by a long shot. It was a nicer tourist trap than, say, Puerto Limon, but not anything like the fun we had in the rest of Costa Rica, Honduras or CocoCay. Jenrose

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants"

So let me get this straight…. The ships put the jewelry and T-shirt shops there? And bars… weren’t there bars in Key West for the last hundred years or so? –Tom <—- NOT a fan of Key West… I’ll take Antigua or Barbados instead, any day

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People who live in Key West just love to protest. Doesn’t anyone else remember when they tried to seceed from the Union because they didn’t like something or other?. Cause oh please like Key West wasn’t tacky before. I love Key West but I wouldn’t take this too seriously. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" So let me get this straight…. The ships put the jewelry and T-shirt shops there? And bars… weren’t there bars in Key West for the last hundred years or so? –Tom <—- NOT a fan of Key West… I’ll take Antigua or Barbados instead, any day

Lots of them back in the ’60s. The town was a naval base, and just "loved" the Navy — and the feeling was mutual. One corrupt town!! the cops had to purchase their jobs, and collected the extortion money. One of the favorite stories was of one of their finest pulling over a driver and writing a ticket — To  "Must Wear Glasses" Some of the antics of the town were toned down after a few "Dungaree Liberty" exercises during which sailors were led by their Chiefs in a physical reorganization of the town. Question — Are the ships using the piers at the original Naval Base or the Annex on the North side.

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People who live in Key West just love to protest. Doesn’t anyone else remember when they tried to seceed from the Union because they didn’t like something or other?. Cause oh please like Key West wasn’t tacky before. I love Key West but I wouldn’t take this too seriously.

They weren’t happy about ’something or other’??  The guvm’t  set up a border inspection unit on US 1 just at the entrance to the Keys in Florida City, trying to stop drug flow, in April 1982, I believe.  Thousands of people were stranded in their cars for hours on the 18-mile stretch to Key Largo with no facilities, no restaurants, no gas stations, no water….. and traffic was backed up more than a hundred miles toward Key West on the two-lane road. They  decided that, since the border search was saying that the Keys weren’t in the US, they would form their own country.  The flag was quit pretty – we used to fly one on our boat – and the official drink was rum.  Don’t know if they got much farther than that…. http://www.conchrepublic.com/  "We seceded where others failed." Chris

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Maybe the tourists are hurting their Fantasy Fest and all the other activities there that involve topless people.  I’m pretty sure that those aren’t passengers off the cruise ships. And I’m sure the Greed that National Geographic cited was the result of the cruise passengers too. Take the nine million and go back to body painting. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – So let me get this straight…. The ships put the jewelry and T-shirt shops there? And bars… weren’t there bars in Key West for the last hundred years or so? –Tom <—- NOT a fan of Key West… I’ll take Antigua or Barbados instead, any day

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg

I was there. Sat at Angelina’s Pizza and watched the nuttiness. The sad thing is it wasn’t really *that* more crowded than usual in March. The protesters have a point — 10 years ago, people drove down or flew in, and stayed a couple weeks. They went fishing, diving, ate at several restaurants, shopped at the interesting boutiques that once lined Duval St. (Now, sadly, replaced by Ripoff T-shirt shops and national chains.) Everyone got their little piece of the tourism pie. Now people are here for four hours. They get on the Conch Train and have a drink at Sloppy Joe’s or Margaritaville. They buy one of those retarded "I Love to Fart" T-shirts from the rip-off T-shirt shops. Then they go back to the ship and complain about how tacky Key West has become. There are only a handful of people who benefit from this mass tourism — and, naturally, they’re the ones calling the shots. There’s still plenty of the "old Key West" to be found, but now you have to go look for it. Here’s a big list of places to explore in Key West http://home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-KeyWestGuide

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Everyone got their little piece of the tourism pie.

Don’t forget the obvious fact that the entire State of Florida is the nation’s biggest (in terms of people who visit) tourist trap. The fact that the key west is so small does not help things either. -Heather Remove CanOspam to email http://members.aol.com/nookeybear/index1.htm

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They have NOTHING to complain about. Do you have any idea what a hotel room costs in that town? They get top dollar (New York/San Francisco rates) and have high occupancy. Try and get a room at the Hyatt or Hilton for less than $300 a night. You MIGHT be lucky to get one at the Holiday Inn La Concha downtown for around $200. The cruise passengers are just gravy. We fill their bars and restaurants from 10:00 A.M. on with tourists that would otherwise not be able to go there.

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants"

And what is Key West bitching about, anyway? Grand Cayman had 7 ships in port when we were there. Talk about madhouse… Jenrose

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Actually most of the year the hotels stay quite full. Having stayed there for a week each year for the past 10 or so years, I soon found that for the same or even lower price, there are some great B & B’s with a lot more character.  ie., the Heron House and the Gardens, two of my favorites. The whole protest story is way overblown.The original poster is just trying to take a slap at 99% of this NG that enjoy the cruising lifestyle at reasonable prices ie. the mass market cruise lines (he took a cut rate deal on Carnival MANY MANY years ago and expected the Normandie maybe.)  He wants you to feel unwanted there, which is not the case.  Most people in Key West take it for what it is, and realize that the ships only bring additional revenue and don’t take away from the hotel tourist trade. Nothing will change there, in fact it will only get worse. jt – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -They have NOTHING to complain about. Do you have any idea what a hotel room costs in that town? They get top dollar (New York/San Francisco rates) and have high occupancy. Try and get a room at the Hyatt or Hilton for less than $300 a night. You MIGHT be lucky to get one at the Holiday Inn La Concha downtown for around $200. The cruise passengers are just gravy. We fill their bars and restaurants from 10:00 A.M. on with tourists that would otherwise not be able to go there.

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And what is Key West bitching about, anyway? Grand Cayman had 7 ships in port when we were there. Talk about madhouse…

Stingrays filed a class action lawsuit against the cruise industry charging them with negligence contributing towards their obesity …from overeating due to all the excursions … Be seeing you In the Village Number 6

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Oh they are not. That is just some of that idiot Paul’s garbage. Do yourself a favor and killfile him and you won’t see it unless someone forwards his rantings. Key West people are weird folks and proud of it. The redneck crap is just that, rantings from a complete bigoted idiot. Jim

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg I was actually in port that day, on the Zenith. It was an exhausting zoo. We spent some money in town, ate lunch at a local restaurant and high-tailed it back to the ship because it was just *too* touristy. Not my favorite port by a long shot. It was a nicer tourist trap than, say, Puerto Limon, but not anything like the fun we had in the rest of Costa Rica, Honduras or CocoCay. Jenrose

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Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants"

Strangely my Jimmy Buffet Island has a song that is anti-trailer.  The quality of the cruise ship passenger is sinking with the discount fare.  I love boats but hate the high pitched honking sound of the Long Island housewife.

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Golly, Jim, do you mean that I am not alone in identifying Paul as a "Class A" troll? — DG in Cherry Hill, NJ

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Oh they are not. That is just some of that idiot Paul’s garbage. Do yourself a favor and killfile him and you won’t see it unless someone forwards his rantings. Key West people are weird folks and proud of it. The redneck crap is just that, rantings from a complete bigoted idiot. Jim Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg I was actually in port that day, on the Zenith. It was an exhausting zoo. We spent some money in town, ate lunch at a local restaurant and high-tailed it back to the ship because it was just *too* touristy. Not my favorite port by a long shot. It was a nicer tourist trap than, say, Puerto Limon, but not anything like the fun we had in the rest of Costa Rica, Honduras or CocoCay. Jenrose

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I’ve been doing land based stays in Key West for a number of years.   Tourism has always had a love hate relationship with this island city going back to the wrecker days. Tourism brings in money, but when that tourism kicks up a fuss about something they find offensive a little bit more of the island dies.  I’m not just talking about cruise ship passengers who just want to buy a T-shirt, have a drink at Sloppy Joes or Margarittaville and get back on the ship.  The same thing happened in New York’s Greenwich Village.   People with money and not an artistic or eccentric bone in their bodies decided it would be nice to live there.  Property rates went up and poof, first thing to go was half of the island’s artist population.   Hippies followed suite and first thing you know, Sunset Celebration was no logner about loving your fellow man but about entertaining the tourist. Somebody thought it wasn’t good for tourism and poof, the tattoo parlors were replaced by GAP and Benneton on Duval.   Trailers on Green St near Duval were hid behind a concrete wall and yet that wasn’t good enough, they were pressured out. Somebody else thought the people living on Houseboat Row were an eyesore.  So what Hurricane Georges didn’t remove were encouraged to find other dockage. In the past during Fantasy Fest, public toplessness or bottomlessness got a slap on the wrist. The overexposed were given one size covers everything Fantasy Fest T-shirts and politely asked to cover up.  Body painters were considered covered since they were wearing paint.   Somebody complained and not Fantasy Fest revelers showing too much skin find themselves fined and compelled to spend a night in the hoosgow. Thank God I had the pleasure of meeting Nancy Forrester on of Key West’s few remaining artists.  I learned a lot about the island from her. I learned about the backstreets and places to hunker down when the island is over run by cruise people and other land based tourists. If I tell then they won’t be secret places anymore.  I would never visit Key West on a cruise ship, because after a day of snorkeling, sunning etc Key West has one of the most interesting night life scenes I’d miss on a cruise ship. I grew up on the New Jersey shore at a Summer vacation destination.  I only knew of the love and hate of vacationers very well.  The money that came with Summer was good.  The trash, traffic jams,  loud stereos on the beach, more trash, weekend maniacs on the bay all this led me to yearn for labor day when they all went home.  I can relate to folks in Key West. I think the secret is that when you live in Paradise you have to be very careful how you promote it and who you let visit.  If you don’t, then it won’t be Paradise anymore, just another tourist trap. —  To  email me, Edit "xt" from my email address.   Brian M. Kochera    "Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!"  View My Web Page: http://home.earthlink.net/~brian1951

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I think the secret is that when you live in Paradise you have to be very

careful how you promote it and who you let visit. Very true… unfortunately in that "pact with the devil" most "locals" don’t get a vote. In my home-town [also a tourist destination] "influential" business people promoted expansion of tourism, etc. Now, many of the same folks complain about the "infestation" that has led to the disappearance of the "feel" of the original community. Why didn’t they listen to "locals" warnings then? Could it be that it’s all about their personal profits/losses and has nothing at all to do with what’s good for preservation of the town or the community?

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I’ve been doing land based stays in Key West for a number of years. Tourism has always had a love hate relationship with this island city going back to the wrecker days. Tourism brings in money, but when that tourism kicks up a fuss about something they find offensive a little bit more of the island dies.  I’m not just talking about cruise ship passengers who just want to buy a T-shirt, have a drink at Sloppy Joes or Margarittaville and get back on the ship.  The same thing happened in New York’s Greenwich Village. People with money and not an artistic or eccentric bone in their bodies decided it would be nice to live there.  Property rates went up and poof, first thing to go was half of the island’s artist population. Hippies followed suite and first thing you know, Sunset Celebration was no logner about loving your fellow man but about entertaining the tourist. Somebody thought it wasn’t good for tourism and poof, the tattoo parlors were replaced by GAP and Benneton on Duval.   Trailers on Green St near Duval were hid behind a concrete wall and yet that wasn’t good enough, they were pressured out. Somebody else thought the people living on Houseboat Row were an eyesore.  So what Hurricane Georges didn’t remove were encouraged to find other dockage. In the past during Fantasy Fest, public toplessness or bottomlessness got a slap on the wrist. The overexposed were given one size covers everything Fantasy Fest T-shirts and politely asked to cover up.  Body painters were considered covered since they were wearing paint. Somebody complained and not Fantasy Fest revelers showing too much skin find themselves fined and compelled to spend a night in the hoosgow. Thank God I had the pleasure of meeting Nancy Forrester on of Key West’s few remaining artists.  I learned a lot about the island from her. I learned about the backstreets and places to hunker down when the island is over run by cruise people and other land based tourists. If I tell then they won’t be secret places anymore.  I would never visit Key West on a cruise ship, because after a day of snorkeling, sunning etc Key West has one of the most interesting night life scenes I’d miss on a cruise ship. I grew up on the New Jersey shore at a Summer vacation destination.  I only knew of the love and hate of vacationers very well.  The money that came with Summer was good.  The trash, traffic jams,  loud stereos on the beach, more trash, weekend maniacs on the bay all this led me to yearn for labor day when they all went home.  I can relate to folks in Key West. I think the secret is that when you live in Paradise you have to be very careful how you promote it and who you let visit.  If you don’t, then it won’t be Paradise anymore, just another tourist trap. —  To  email me, Edit "xt" from my email address.   Brian M. Kochera  "Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!"  View My Web Page: http://home.earthlink.net/~brian1951

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In my home-town [also a tourist destination] "influential" business people promoted expansion of tourism, etc. Now, many of the same folks complain about the "infestation" that has led to the disappearance of the "feel" of the original community. Why didn’t they listen to "locals" warnings then? Could it be that it’s all about their personal profits/losses and has nothing at all to do with what’s good for preservation of the town or the community?

   Of course the same could be said about the locals. Much of these things have the undertone of "I am here, but I wouldn’t want anyone to enjoy what I am enjoying".  Seldom do you get from outside of an area clambering NOT to be let in. —         Addendumb: What lawyers add to contracts to mess up a perfectly good working relationship with an editor. (stolen from Dan Ferber on nasw-freelance list)

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The quality of the cruise ship passenger is sinking with the discount fare.

Quality is defined by the user. The user defines himself by his definition of Quality. Ask Pirsig. I love boats but hate the high pitched honking sound of the Long Island housewife.

A bit irritating.

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Stingrays filed a class action lawsuit against the cruise industry charging them with negligence contributing towards their obesity …from overeating due to all the excursions …

Hope they win. Is Skippy Da Parrot Numbskull lead attorney?

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I think the secret is that when you live in Paradise you have to be very careful how you promote it and who you let visit.  If you don’t, then it won’t be Paradise anymore, just another tourist trap.

Tell Turks and Caicos. Quick.

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How true! The March issue of "National Geographic Traveler" magazine put Key West in its "Getting Ugly" category, ranking it third from last among 115 international travel destinations for what it called crowding, poor planning and greed.

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<< Quality is defined by the user. The user defines himself by his definition of Quality. Ask Pirsig. Zensational

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This is my notice that I will no longer reply to "Paul", but that I disagree with anything that he floats as the "truth".

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Golly, Jim, do you mean that I am not alone in identifying Paul as a "Class A" troll? — DG in Cherry Hill, NJ Oh they are not. That is just some of that idiot Paul’s garbage. Do yourself a favor and killfile him and you won’t see it unless someone forwards his rantings. Key West people are weird folks and proud of it. The redneck crap is just that, rantings from a complete bigoted idiot. Jim Key West residents are fed up with the new breed of cruise passenger (trailer park trash) and how they turned the once unique island into a sleazy tourist trap full of "jewelry and T-shirt shops, bars and restaurants" Here’s a link to an article on CNN.com describing the latest uproar. http://tinyurl.com/32abg I was actually in port that day, on the Zenith. It was an exhausting zoo. We spent some money in town, ate lunch at a local restaurant and high-tailed it back to the ship because it was just *too* touristy. Not my favorite port by a long shot. It was a nicer tourist trap than, say, Puerto Limon, but not anything like the fun we had in the rest of Costa Rica, Honduras or CocoCay. Jenrose

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Newbie Question: Help Me Find an Artist

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[delurks] Hey everybody. I finally got the time, money, design, and testicles to adorn my body with a little art and I have a question. I am currently looking for an artist. I was hoping to find some sort of review site online (ala reseller ratings for retailers or feedback for ebay) but have so far been unsuccessful. I have looked at reviews on BME and in the RAB Tattoo FAQ. However, I am a little worried about those reviews. See, there are usually only one review per artist (at least in my area) and they are always positive. I mean it’s great to see positive reviews, but nobody’s perfect. When all i see is one glowing review I start suspecting its a groupie, close friend, or maybe even the artist themselves writing the review (although no one would EVER do that, right?). I also know it’s important to go in and talk to the artist and see their work. However, to be honest, I don’t trust myself to be able to look at work and pick out good vs. bad. I mean, I don’t have much experience with tattoos and I generally am much more the math/science type than the art/literature type. So my eye for quality art ain’t so sharp. I don’t really know anybody in the community, so I can’t do a survey of my friends. I can only think to go to tattoo parlors and ask, but that would be rude as hell i think. "Excuse me Mrs./Mr. Artist, is there anyone in a 250 mile radius who is much better than you?" So, after that overly lengthy explanation, here’s my question. Where can I find informed, accurate, and impartial opinions on the quality of the artists in North Carolina? Garg P.S. Just a little reminder. Newbie freshly delurked, so go easy on me, eh? P.P.S. Although not entirely relevant to the post, the tat is this badASS caduceus drawn by a buddy of mine.

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badASS caduceus drawn by a buddy of mine.

 Just curious.  Which meaning are you going for? http://drblayney.com/Asclepius.html As to the artist search, sorry, lish doesn’t have anyone in NC approved . Good luck to you.

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badASS caduceus drawn by a buddy of mine.  Just curious.  Which meaning are you going for? http://drblayney.com/Asclepius.html

Well, the drawing has many meanings to me. There is a medical component, and I know about the debate on the origins of the caduceus. However, it is the most prominent symbol associated with medicine in the US (where I live) today. IMHO, while a symbol’s origins are very important, the current common meaning of a symbol is equally important. But thanks alot for that link. It’s one of the most clear and consise explanations of the debate I have seen. Garg — "Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts."          -Henry Rollins

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<snip So, after that overly lengthy explanation, here’s my question. Where can I find informed, accurate, and impartial opinions on the quality of the artists in North Carolina?

I don’t have a referal but ingeneral I am probably going to tell you what you already know. Visit as many shops as possible and look at portfolios. What you are looking for is a couple things. First is line quality and shading. Second is are there a number of pieces in the folio that are similar to the style you are looking for. Don’t just look for images of the piece you want but rather at style. Think to yourself things like I really like this line work or I love how he shaded this out. If it is color look at his use of color does it make sense does it look good. Is he progressive in the use of color. Is he showing a level of artistry in his composition ect. After that talk to him not about your tattoo but rather what kinda stuff he is passionate about in terms of tattooing styles. Remember this is kinda like an interview you are hiring him. If you are happy with what you hear talk to him about your work. and see if the relationship is gonna work. P.P.S. Although not entirely relevant to the post, the tat is this badASS caduceus drawn by a buddy of mine.

If you bring your own artwork he may need to make alterations for it to work well as a tattoo and have the longevity you want. There are a hell of a lot of things that can be done on non moving non stretching paper that are ill advised on skin with needles. To Balance that there are a hell of a lot of things that can be done on skin you cannot put on paper. Sounds like you are off to a good start. <BTW Von Fourche do you see how this post differs from yours about the lion this poster has actually done some of his homework before raising his hand in class — JSin Lost Generation Custom Tattoo To reply Kill the .idiot "Swing a little more on the Devil’s dance floor" -Flogging Molly

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Where can I find informed, accurate, and impartial opinions on the quality of the artists in North Carolina?

*** By speaking to tattoo’d people in NC. P.S. Just a little reminder. Newbie freshly delurked, so go easy on me, eh?

*** Wear a helmet. P.P.S. Although not entirely relevant to the post, the tat is this badASS caduceus drawn by a buddy of mine.

*** "Tats" are lame versions of "tattoos." KA — www.nootrope.net

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But thanks alot for that link. It’s one of the most clear and consise explanations of the debate I have seen.

*pats self on the back*

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U I am currently looking for an artist. I was hoping to find some sort of U review site online (ala reseller ratings for retailers or feedback for         i don’t have any artists in NC for you, but my list will act as an education in good tattoo art if you use it as such. visit http://compunction.dyndns.org/tattoos.html & the links therein; discover for yourself why i chose to approve those artists. then find someone you believe to be comparable in NC. & then send me a link for them, & i’ll see if we agree. lish                                             "i’m tangled & mangled 39.3% / 30                                                RANA 125 / 68

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P.P.S. Although not entirely relevant to the post, the tat is this badASS caduceus drawn by a buddy of mine. ^^^^^ *** "Tats" are lame versions of "tattoos."

I thought of you as soon as I saw the word tat. You are so freaking anal. Hey, UNCgargoyle, enjoying getting your tat inked. While you’re at the tat shop be sure to ask how much they charge to gauge piercings! SWEEEEEEEET! http://www.oldshoe.biz/ratatatat.htm — Curt (posting from Give Keith Alexander

Texas Jury sides with Hep C victim

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"Michael Don Henry" <mdhenryREMOVEC…@ev1.net

wrote in message <news:vu3dp0mn2em021@corp.supernews.com… HMMMM, I think there are so many poeple out there that have it and don’t know it or are drowning in that river of denial. We are going to have a lot eye opening soon. One can hope…… — Peace, Mike

Hopefully it’s not denial. Peace to you to Mike, Kim  

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Kim <hepautoma…@hotmail.com wrote in message news:ec181702.0312171428.41265723@posting.google.com… Jury sides with hepatitis C victim By Guillermo Contreras San Antonio Express-News A Bexar County jury awarded a woman $551,600 Wednesday after finding she likely contracted hepatitis C from a San Antonio-area business that performs permanent cosmetic applications. While medical studies have linked the often-fatal virus to tattoo parlors and related permanent cosmetic businesses, the lawsuit is believed to be the first time nationally that the issue has gone to trial, allowing a jury to make the link, state and national health experts said. "We have no confirmed records of hepatitis C being transmitted at a licensed studio, so we’re certainly interested in this case," said John Gower, director of programs for drugs and cosmetics at the Texas Department of Health in Austin. The jury found John Shumate, owner of Permanent Cosmetics by John Shumate at 6111 Broadway, and his daughter Julie negligent for infecting Deborah Anderson, who received a series of permanent coloring touch-ups to her lips at the studio, mostly in 1999. Anderson, 52, learned she had hepatitis C in February 2000 when a blood bank rejected her donation, according to her lawyers. During an earlier donation, she did not have the virus. She complained to the state Department of Health, and an inspection of the business found several violations, including dirty floors in the tattooing area, employees not washing their hands between applications, and incorrect or insufficient labeling of sterilized equipment. "The jury has sent out a message to the public about the seriousness of the health issues involved with tattooing," said LoAn Vo, one of Anderson’s lawyers. Neither Shumate nor his attorney, John Wennermark, returned calls seeking comment. Roger Sanchez, an epidemiologist with the San Antonio Metropolitan Health District, said getting hepatitis C from a business is rare. He added that "it’s difficult to prove, but it’s not impossible." The case bolsters a study done 10 years ago by researchers at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas that found most hepatitis C cases in Texas

Only in California!

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And if you want to see some experienced boat ramp action, watch the fishermen.  

Those bass-pro guys are slick. I watched two of them at a local lake as the driver dropped off his partner at the dock and continued in a wide loop while his buddy backed up the trailer. Came in at speed, cut the engine, lifted the motor, hit the bow guide catch right on the button and walked over the stern of the boat right into the back of the tow vehicle while his buddy drove off. Didn’t even touch the ground. David "The Hamster" Malone

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Rumor has it that it’s the fish that are toxic in California and that is why they put the warning on reels. Seems dumb to me.  Why not stamp all the fish? LZ

Yep! Them poor fish here in CA are toxic from the friggin’ MTBE mandated for our gas going into the ground water, lakes and streams. Gov Gray Davis could have gotten rid of the MTBE several years ago with one lobby he went after the toxic nature of the ink on the proposed "fish stamp" and of course all of those terrible toxic reels. HEY! It’s California Politics = SNAFU (yes of course I made that up…but dang if it ain’t some true and no more wacko than what really does come out of Sacramento) Jan Eric Orme "Work like you don’t need the money, love like you have never been hurt and dance like nobody is watching!"

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Lone Haranguer stated: One of the gifts I got for Father’s Day was a new Shimano reel, model Spirex 2000. In the plastic pack with the reel is a card with some operating information, advertisements and this little warning: "WARNING:This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and other reproductive harm." Fishing with this reel will make me sterile or does this only apply if I fish in California? Anyone have the real scoop on this?  Why is California the only state that knows this secret?  Should I get a lead-shielded tackle box to keep it in? LZ (Wondering why he received a toxic gift.) Great!, California already has WAY too many people, good work Shimano!! THe ‘Japanese’ know what is best for california, one day the people will too!! (quit spewing out those babies!) :) ) Rumor has it that it’s the fish that are toxic in California and that is why they put the warning on reels. Seems dumb to me.  Why not stamp all the fish? LZ

That would probably offend some special interest group of "fish huggers". MR

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Hmmmmm. This is all very scary! It makes one feel they should give up watching those BassBasters Bass Fishin’ Competitions on the TV. We could be witness’ to a homicide! YIKES! BTW, I been wunnerin’. Do them TV fellers really think Bass Fishing is a spectator sport? I mean, like, have you ever seen them put in grandstands next to the river or the lake for that? Just wondering. Jan Eric Orme "Work like you don’t need the money, love like you have never been hurt and dance like nobody is watching!"

If you really want to spend a bummed out weekend, camp at a place that is having a bass tourney.  Herds of large boats racing back and forth, pandemonium at the boat landing, all rules are suspended and the rangers hide somewhere, partying until the wee hours and then loud motors at the crack of dawn. Been caught a few times in that situation and it cured me of summer camping on large lakes. LZ

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Hmmmmm. This is all very scary! It makes one feel they should give up watching those BassBasters Bass Fishin’ Competitions on the TV. We could be witness’ to a homicide! YIKES! BTW, I been wunnerin’. Do them TV fellers really think Bass Fishing is a spectator sport? I mean, like, have you ever seen them put in grandstands next to the river or the lake for that?

        I just finished "Double Whammy" by Carl Hiaasen- all about Bass tournaments (kind of).         Very, very funny book (as are all of his). — Chris Bryant Bryant RV Services- http://www.bryantrv.com

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Linus   If you want to go out and see what a grand "studbuzzer" you are, then sue because your Hugh (Not in NY) Hefner life was ruined,  all because

Lawsuits have been originated on a lot less.   Why would you ask your wife for the authority to do so?  Authority is taken,  not requested!

Permission is different than authority, dummkopf.   It’s a lot easier to beg forgiveness,  than to got through the proper channels, asking for permission!                                                    Don

Give us the benefits of your experience.  I’m not good at begging. PS   If you’re going to eat that reel,  be sure to put a lot of jalapeno ketchup on it!

Can’t seem to find that stuff here so I am forced to mix up my own.  Got some good stuff in a little store in Terlingua, TX once but they haven’t had it since.  What brand are you using?  Maybe I can order it factory direct like I do my jalapeno salt. LZ

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@direcway.com: Rumor has it that it’s the fish that are toxic in California and that is why they put the warning on reels. Seems dumb to me.  Why not stamp all the fish?

The ink keeps washing off and adding to the polution.

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And if you want to see some experienced boat ramp action, watch the fishermen.  I watched 40 boats come out of a lake on a three lane ramp in a matter of about 14 minutes.  I was duely impressed.  No winching, no cussing, no "non backers", none of that stuff.  Just pure art at the wheels. Didn’t see any rules broken either. PS, I’m no fishermen, just impressed watching. — Steve (here to have fun) Barker Stilwell, Kansas UP (MoPac) Coffeyville Sub MP 308 Coolpix 995 / PSP 7.04 PS 7 in the background waiting to be learnt. Remove the not dot from my address to abuse my email box

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – If you really want to spend a bummed out weekend, camp at a place that is having a bass tourney.  Herds of large boats racing back and forth, pandemonium at the boat landing, all rules are suspended and the rangers hide somewhere, partying until the wee hours and then loud motors at the crack of dawn. Been caught a few times in that situation and it cured me of summer camping on large lakes. LZ

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@direcway.com: Rumor has it that it’s the fish that are toxic in California and that is why they put the warning on reels. Seems dumb to me.  Why not stamp all the fish? The ink keeps washing off and adding to the polution.

Send the tattoo parlors some extra work. LZ

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And if you want to see some experienced boat ramp action, watch the fishermen.  I watched 40 boats come out of a lake on a three lane ramp in a matter of about 14 minutes.  I was duely impressed.  No winching, no cussing, no "non backers", none of that stuff.  Just pure art at the wheels. Didn’t see any rules broken either. PS, I’m no fishermen, just impressed watching.

Huh?  Kansas?  Isn’t that one of those places where you have to bring your own lake if you want to fish? LZ – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – — Steve (here to have fun) Barker Stilwell, Kansas

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Lone Haranguer stated: One of the gifts I got for Father’s Day was a new Shimano reel, model Spirex 2000. In the plastic pack with the reel is a card with some operating information, advertisements and this little warning: "WARNING:This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and other reproductive harm." Fishing with this reel will make me sterile or does this only apply if I fish in California? Anyone have the real scoop on this?  Why is California the only state that knows this secret?  Should I get a lead-shielded tackle box to keep it in? LZ (Wondering why he received a toxic gift.) Great!, California already has WAY too many people, good work Shimano!! THe ‘Japanese’ know what is best for california, one day the people will too!! (quit spewing out those babies!) :) )

Rumor has it that it’s the fish that are toxic in California and that is why they put the warning on reels. Seems dumb to me.  Why not stamp all the fish? LZ

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – One of the gifts I got for Father’s Day was a new Shimano reel, model Spirex 2000. In the plastic pack with the reel is a card with some operating information, advertisements and this little warning: "WARNING:This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and other reproductive harm." Fishing with this reel will make me sterile or does this only apply if I fish in California? Anyone have the real scoop on this?  Why is California the only state that knows this secret?  Should I get a lead-shielded tackle box to keep it in? LZ (Wondering why he received a toxic gift.) I would be inclined to closely reevaluate my relationship with the giver of the gift. <g

I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings or rewrite my will.  I doubt he read the fine print on the rear of the package. LZ

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Hmmmmm. This is all very scary! It makes one feel they should give up watching those BassBasters Bass Fishin’ Competitions on the TV. We could be witness’ to a homicide! YIKES! BTW, I been wunnerin’. Do them TV fellers really think Bass Fishing is a spectator sport? I mean, like, have you ever seen them put in grandstands next to the river or the lake for that? Just wondering. Jan Eric Orme "Work like you don’t need the money, love like you have never been hurt and dance like nobody is watching!"

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Linus   If you want to go out and see what a grand "studbuzzer" you are, then sue because your Hugh (Not in NY) Hefner life was ruined,  all because   Why would you ask your wife for the authority to do so?  Authority is taken,  not requested!   It’s a lot easier to beg forgiveness,  than to got through the proper channels, asking for

Dallas area suggestions?

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I got my first Tattoo at Tigers and i know there are a bunch of tattoo parlors down there but i was wondering if any of you great RAB’ers(?) could give me the skinny on Dallas area Tattoo artists. Thanks JustJosh Today your Love Tomorrow the World

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I got my first Tattoo at Tigers and i know there are a bunch of tattoo parlors down there but i was wondering if any of you great RAB’ers(?) could give me the skinny on Dallas area Tattoo artists.

Check out Obscurities / Trilogy: www.obscurities.com Erik Sprague aka The Lizardman http://www.thelizardman.com

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Check out Obscurities / Trilogy: www.obscurities.com

I agree.  Although I did not use Mike as Erik did, I did see some of his work IRL as oppossed to just photos on the web or in his portfolio.  It was very impressive.  Who I  used was Mark though.  I probably drove him crazy for what should have been some simpler Celtic work.  I had the same image done twice but reversed.  Where it was black was natural and natural was done black. He did his task well though. Go check them out. P.

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mark is doing my left lower half of my arm he does great work as does mike< who did my husbands thigh which is pictured in jumes issue of tattoo magazine  mark did his ribacage  and the pinup girl on his page at obscuritiescom is on my piercers ribs  al have healed absolutely beautiful i cant say enough good things about that studio holly the punctuation keys  on my keyboard are screwed up  excuse the < s  hell the whole computer keyboard mouse thing is screwed

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god damn that was run on, sorry, my keyboard was totally screwed up!  anyway, that was june’s issue of tattoo magazine, mark and mikes stuff are on my husband (justin)  and he loves all of it.  Mike works at my shop on occasion too, he is a really sweet guy, but doesnt say much.   they are well worth any wait you may have getting an appointment. definitly check out the websight www.obscurities.com Holly Fry Street Ink Denton

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they are well worth any wait you may have getting an appointment.

There is a good [albeit brief] review of them in the FAQ: http://cosmo.pasadena.ca.us/stan/tattoo-faq/display.php?shopname=obsc… definitly check out the websight www.obscurities.com

Heh.  I did, and I got: "If you are seeing this message, you need to upgrade your browser to  Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher. This  will maximize your viewing enjoyment for thousands of websites on the web.  Be in the know… Over three-quarters of web surfers currently use  Internet Explorer 4.0+." http://www.anybrowser.org/campaign/abfaq.html#whynotupgrade — Stan Schwarz                | Extreme sports…offer "some kind of physical http://cosmo.pasadena.ca.us | other open-source operating systems."                             |           -Mikki Halpin, _The Geek Handbook_

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they are well worth any wait you may have getting an appointment. There is a good [albeit brief] review of them in the FAQ:

http://cosmo.pasadena.ca.us/stan/tattoo-faq/display.php?shopname=obsc… &shopstate=Texas definitly check out the websight www.obscurities.com Heh.  I did, and I got: "If you are seeing this message, you need to upgrade your browser to  Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher. This  will maximize your viewing enjoyment for thousands of websites on the web.  Be in the know… Over three-quarters of web surfers currently use  Internet Explorer 4.0+." http://www.anybrowser.org/campaign/abfaq.html#whynotupgrade

*This has nothing to do with obscurities or explorer, you know it Stan :) You just inconsciously refuse to deal with anything texan again… says freud. It’s okay Stan, rab can understand your pain…. Corine — Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.  - Albert Schweitzer (01/14/1875-1965)

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You just inconsciously refuse to deal with anything texan again… says

Heh.  Yup.  And my ‘I hate texas’ page is still #1 in Google: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&safe=images&q=%22I+hate+t… — Stan Schwarz                | Extreme sports…offer "some kind of physical http://cosmo.pasadena.ca.us | other open-source operating systems."                             |           -Mikki Halpin, _The Geek Handbook_

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Heh.  Yup.  And my ‘I hate texas’ page is still #1 in Google:

How can you hate texas?  All the lovely single, double and triple wides, the tornados, the baseball size hail, and all those god damn dallas bitches that say shit like, " oh my word she is as big as a house, bless her heart"   as they drive away with thier HUGE hair and red 2" fake nails, in thier new cadilac SUV with the kids in the back watching TV….   you gotta love this state! Holly

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Heh.  Yup.  And my ‘I hate texas’ page is still #1 in Google: How can you hate texas?  All the lovely single, double and triple wides, the tornados, the baseball size hail, and all those god damn dallas bitches that say shit like, " oh my word she is as big as a house, bless her heart" as they drive away with thier HUGE hair and red 2" fake nails, in thier new cadilac SUV with the kids in the back watching TV….   you gotta love this state!

*Holly, shut up. You make Stan cry.. Corine — "For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum."     — J.W. Schopf

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Wait … you forgot all of us Oil Barons with our huge 10 gallon hats and stretch Cadilacs with longhorns attached to the front of them. JustJosh Today your Love Tomorrow the World

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Wait … you forgot all of us Oil Barons with our huge 10 gallon hats and stretch Cadilacs with longhorns attached to the front of them.

Yup. And one of them ran me and my bicycle off the road on my very first day in Texas.  August 19, 1978.  Really gave me a good first impression. — Stan Schwarz                | Extreme sports…offer "some kind of physical http://cosmo.pasadena.ca.us | other open-source operating systems."                             |           -Mikki Halpin, _The Geek Handbook_

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Wait … you forgot all of us Oil Barons with our huge 10 gallon hats and stretch Cadilacs with longhorns attached to the front of them.

i saw one of those in dallas the other day.. Holly

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OZZFEST 2002 PRESS RELEASE + ITINERARY

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thanks!

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Copied from the official Ozzfest newsletter (No, I’m not Mitch). OZZFEST 2002 PRESS RELEASE + ITINERARY Never let the bastards drag you around, someone wise once said. Well, OZZFEST, the bastard of summer festivals, plans to do exactly that this summer when the inimitable King of the Road stomps and tramples its way across North America for 32 shows, dragging all that glorious, muckraking noise along with it. Seven years running The Ozzfest has brought the best hard rock and metal to amphitheaters coast to coast and this summer will top them all.  Continuing his Down to Earth World Tour Ozzy Osbourne, hot off the phenomenal success of The Osbournes, will return with a searing solo set and his tightest band ever, the rejuvenated Zakk Wylde, Robert Trujillo, and Mike Bordin.  The staging is top secret and promises to be his biggest production ever. Ozzfest alum System of a Down will bring to the table a feast of hopped-up fusion rock the likes of which keep getting crazier and more challenging.  No wonder they’ve garnered such high praise for their latest, Toxicity.  Touring for the first time will be the new band featuring Chris Cornell, Tim Commerford, Tom Morello, and Brad Wilk, a project that promises to be stunning on all fronts.  The hush-hush recording sessions have spawned rumors of all kinds but the goods will be laid out for all to see on the Ozzfest stage.  Double Platinum sensations P.O.D. and Ozzfest 2001 screamers Drowning Pool both are planning to assault the senses, while Adema and Zakk Wylde

Houston Baby Killer Gets Life Instead of the DEATH She Deserves!

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for your evil attitudes.  Untik then I’m here to preach to those who will listen.

You other piece was much more creative.

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my personal favorite is the schizophrenic man who begged for years for mental health care and institutionalization because he feared he would hurt someone —

Did he consult faith healers?  No!  Did he attend Al-Anon meetings? No! Did he ask his pastor to pray over him?  No!  All he wanted was free room and board and dope at taxpayers’ expense.  Just another bum on the streets with his hand out begging for charity from hard-working wage-earners like you and me.  I see them all the time.  "Poor me!" they cry day in and day out.  "Pity me!  Help me!  Give me!  Support me!  Take care of me!  Feed me!  Clothe me!  Prop me up!  Do favors for me!  I’m helpless and you owe me a handout."  Can’t these people do anything for themselves but whine and moan?  If they get in my way they get a good swift kick and are summarily told to make themselves useful. he was denied care and left to sleep on the streets —

Couldn’t he hold down a job?  What made him so lazy and shiftless? Probably a mother who get herself pregnant outside marriage, chased the father of her bastard child away, and left her son uncircumcised. These people don’t spring up like mushrooms.  They’re the result of lousy parenting. then he did kill someone — so naturally they executed him —

As they should have.  I hope they jabbed the needle all the way through his arm and spun it around a few times to boot!  Funny how you find it so easy to blame "society" for a killer’s thirst for blood. If he’s murdered someone in your family, I’m sure you’d be crying out for revenge too.  What about perverts who rape and murder children? What should we do with them?  Put them in nice comfortable rubber rooms at taxpayers’ expense, give them nice food, clothes, toys, and jobs to keep them busy, and just forgive and forget their crimes?  I don’t think so.  That’s not what the Bible says we must do. Texas is a deeply barbaric state —

No, you’re talking about California, where the pipes are clogged up with murdered fetuses.  Texas is probably the closest state to a theocracy that you’re going to see till Jesus comes.  Then watch out. ALL the dens of iniquity — the opium dens, the crack houses, the liquor bars, the brothels, the pool halls, the pornographic bookstores, the tattoo parlors — will cease operations forever. Those who patronize them will be annihilated, along with all the crooks, killers, rapists, sex maniacs, homosexuals, and juvenile delinquents who have ruined our society today.  Where will that leave you, woman?  Somewhere between the beauty parlor and the house of scorn, no doubt. See I Corinthians 6:9-12 for details. and their dismal ethical standards are now the official policy of the USA

I wish!  There are still dirty movies, dirty books, pimp daddies, and hussy hoes out there spreading vice, violence, and venereal scourges at every turn.  Don’t get me started on those pedophile priests who now dominate the Roman Catholic "church."  Abortion is still legal and condoms are still for sale in the public schools, our best efforts notwithstanding.  Kids still buy liquor, drop acid, and commit every kind of fornication under the sun, not to mention sodomy.  President Bush, God bless him, is trying to close our borders to illegal alien filth, trying to show those terror-mad Arabs who’s boss — and who Israel really belongs to — and trying to crack down on rampant dope traffic in this country, but he’s only scratched the surface of the thick coating of sin and wickedness that envelops this nation today. Bush is no Messiah.  Only Jesus can save you from degradation and depravity.  Only surrender can guarantee you a seat in the Heavens. Ultra-liberal parens won’t be welcome anyway.  They train up their chldren in the worship of Baal and will spend eternity in hell for their laxity. I will pray for you, sinners, Mother Henrietta Hickey True Christian Faith Healer

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"Reverend Mother"? That’s a laugh. Your satanic essence is showing through your Christian facade. — Byron Canfield http://www.canfieldstudios.com/flash5

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – On Judgment Day you will answer to God for your evil attitudes.  Untik then I’m here to preach to those who will listen.  Baby killers deserve DEATH, not medical "care" in some laughing house.  Most crackpots aren’t violent.  Those that are are usually given lots of dope by their quack doctors to keep them out of trouble.  I understand that Mrs. Babykiller Yates stopped taking her "sedatives" because they were slowing her down.  How could she be an obedient wife if she couldn’t keep house, sparkle for the neighbors, and fake multiple orgasms in bed for old Rusty — who probably ought to be called old Horny?  And women who are expecting aren’t supposed to take dope anyway. Praying for all of your misguided souls, Reverend Mother Hickey Formerly of Dallas Now Headed West

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I’m packing my bags right now and planning to leave the (formerly) Great State of Texas forever because of what happened to confessed and convicted baby killer Andrea Yates last week.

And I’m planning to never vacation or visit there because of their treatment of the mentally ill.

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I’m packing my bags right now and planning to leave the (formerly) Great State of Texas forever because of what happened to confessed and convicted baby killer Andrea Yates last week. And I’m planning to never vacation or visit there because of their treatment of the mentally ill.

my personal favorite is the schizophrenic man who begged for years for mental health care and institutionalization because he feared he would hurt someone — he was denied care and left to sleep on the streets — then he did kill someone — so naturally they executed him — Texas is a deeply barbaric state — and their dismal ethical standards are now the official policy of the USA

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Unless you have some miraculous power to grant life to those who have died and DIDN’T deserve it, I’d say you’re in no position to condemn to death those who you think do deserve it. — Byron Canfield http://www.canfieldstudios.com/flash5

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I’m packing my bags right now and planning to leave the (formerly) Great State of Texas forever because of what happened to confessed and convicted baby killer Andrea Yates last week.  Mrs. Yates is the 37-year-old housewife who chased down and drowned her five innocent children in a fit of rage last summer.  She and her sex maniac husband Rusty had hoped the jury would declare her legally insane and confine her to a comfy nearby booby hatch whose staff would allow her husband in every now and then for so-called "conjugal visits."  His intention is to put her in the family way again as soon as possible so the whole cycle can start over again.      I was encouraged when the jury returned a guilty verdict after only a few hours of deliberation.  If I had been on that jury, it wouldn’t have taken me five minutes to reach a guilty verdict or to persuade the other jurors to demand the Biblically sanctioned death penalty for the woman who held her children’s heads under water until they died.  I prayed that there would be a public outcry demanding a swift return to the perfectly just and always fair Biblical principles of capital punishment.  I think a woman who drowns five children in a bathtub should be held underwater by five strong men until the breath of life leaves her forever.  That would be justice.  Hand for hand, eye for eye, foot for foot, tooth for tooth, lung for lung, gasp for gasp.  If she is truly penitent, God will forgive her and welcome her into Holy Heaven — where all five of her murdered children reside today.  Her life on earth is over anyway.  Who wants a baby killer around anyway?  Her neighbors would have run her out of town if she’d been allowed to go back to her husband’s cold, lonely bed.  What would you do if you met her at your local supermarket?  You just know she’d try to pounce on your kids because she feels "deprived" of her own. Would you have lunch with her?  Would you let her give you a home perm?  Wuld you even talk to her on the phone knowing she murdered five defenseless children?      As it turns out, my tax dollars are going to support her while she cools her heels in the hoosegow.  They’re going to buy her three square meals a day, a warm bed, uniforms, shoes, socks, support hose, exercise equipment, toilet paper, tampons, the occasional Pamprin, cable TV, shampoo, toothpaste, dental care, medical care, books, magazines, and the use of a computer that will allow her to vent her rage against the "injustice" of the system that put her away instead of putting her to death.  The idea just makes me sick.  Maybe an outraged co-inmate of hers will put her out of our collective misery.      No punishment has been meted out to the husband yet.  He’s crying a river of tears because he hasn’t been able to dip his wick for over nine months.  I’m sure he’ll find himself a little honey before long. He’ll probably even knock her up while he’s still legal married to the baby killer.  If you ask me, he shares responsibility for the murders because he overworked his and drove her to kill with sex.  That’s right, he was so overcome with lust that he never left the woman alone.  She had to cook, clean, iron, shop, work in the yard, home-school the children, and of course give her husband bedtime thrills when the last of the five children had drifted off to sleep. I think the man should be castrated for putting his wife through such toil.  He could have afforded to hire a maid for her.  Mexican maids are a dime a dozen in Houston, and most of them are good at changing diapers and scrubbing floors, even if they do tend to smoke a little illegal dope to unwind at the end of a hard day.  I had a Mexican maid once named Conchita.  I had to get rid of her because she put sprigs of foul-tasting cilantro into everything and wouldn’t stop gabbing to her family of five hundred in Durango on my phone because the phone company had shut hers off after the first month.  But she was good with the kids.      As mothers we all know about frustration.  We all know what it’s like to juggle twenty responsibilities all day and to be drifting off into your much-needed four hours of sleep when a horny husband starts rubbing his razor stubble against you like a hungry cat.  It would make more sense to me if she’d Bobbittized HIM instead of drowning her children.      If you think I’m being harsh you just think of those five precious babies who will never have another birthday because their mother couldn’t handle their father’s demands.  Think of their sweet faces and imagine their cries of agony as their mother held their heads under water.  Imagine the last to go watching the first four die and wonder what had come over their mother.  Imagine her chasing them through the house, a feat which takes time and ingenuity, in order to snuff out their young lives.  Then you pray to God and see what He has to say about the matter. I’ll be praying for all of you myself, Reverend Mother Henrietta T. Hickey A Firm Believer in Truth, Love, and Justice

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And I’m planning to never vacation

Gracious!  A split infinitive!  You should be ashamed of yourself! What kind of example are you setting for children?  No wonder today’s kids are growing up illiterate.  Their parents have thrown all the rules out the window and into the mud! or visit there because of their treatment of the mentally ill.

It figures that your heart would bleed for this baby killer.  I wonder if you’d feel the same if she’d drowned one of your children.  At any rate, people who have imaginary playmates or drink too much are "mentally ill."  People who chase down and murder their own children are menaces to society and need to be put to death.  You probably think abortion is just wonderful too.  If a child comes between you and a good time, just kill it!  On Judgment Day you will answer to God for your evil attitudes.  Untik then I’m here to preach to those who will listen.  Baby killers deserve DEATH, not medical "care" in some laughing house.  Most crackpots aren’t violent.  Those that are are usually given lots of dope by their quack doctors to keep them out of trouble.  I understand that Mrs. Babykiller Yates stopped taking her "sedatives" because they were slowing her down.  How could she be an obedient wife if she couldn’t keep house, sparkle for the neighbors, and fake multiple orgasms in bed for old Rusty — who probably ought to be called old Horny?  And women who are expecting aren’t supposed to take dope anyway. Praying for all of your misguided souls, Reverend Mother Hickey Formerly of Dallas Now Headed West

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I’m packing my bags right now and planning to leave the (formerly) Great State of Texas forever because of what happened to confessed and convicted baby killer Andrea Yates last week.  Mrs. Yates is the 37-year-old housewife who chased down and drowned her five innocent children in a fit of rage last summer.  She and her sex maniac husband Rusty had hoped the jury would declare her legally insane and confine her to a comfy nearby booby hatch whose staff would allow her husband in every now and then for so-called "conjugal visits."  His intention is to put her in the family way again as soon as possible so the whole cycle can start over again.      I was encouraged when the jury returned a guilty verdict after only a few hours of deliberation.  If I had been on that jury, it wouldn’t have taken me five minutes to reach a guilty verdict or to persuade the other jurors to demand the Biblically sanctioned death penalty for the woman who held her children’s heads under water until they died.  I prayed that there would be a public outcry demanding a swift return to the perfectly just and always fair Biblical principles of capital punishment.  I think a woman who drowns five children in a bathtub should be held underwater by five strong men until the breath of life leaves her forever.  That would be justice.  Hand for hand, eye for eye, foot for foot, tooth for tooth, lung for lung, gasp for gasp.  If she is truly penitent, God will forgive her and welcome her into Holy Heaven — where all five of her murdered children reside today.  Her life on earth is over anyway.  Who wants a baby killer around anyway?  Her neighbors would have run her out of town if she’d been allowed to go back to her husband’s cold, lonely bed.  What would you do if you met her at your local supermarket?  You just know she’d try to pounce on your kids because she feels "deprived" of her own. Would you have lunch with her?  Would you let her give you a home perm?  Wuld you even talk to her on the phone knowing she murdered five defenseless children?      As it turns out, my tax dollars are going to support her while she cools her heels in the hoosegow.  They’re going to buy her three square meals a day, a warm bed, uniforms, shoes, socks, support hose, exercise equipment, toilet paper, tampons, the occasional Pamprin, cable TV, shampoo, toothpaste, dental care, medical care, books, magazines, and the use of a computer that will allow her to vent her rage against the "injustice" of the system that put her away instead of putting her to death.  The idea just makes me sick.  Maybe an outraged co-inmate of hers will put her out of our collective misery.      No punishment has been meted out to the husband yet.  He’s crying a river of tears because he hasn’t been able to dip his wick for over nine months.  I’m sure he’ll find himself a little honey before long. He’ll probably even knock her up while he’s still legal married to the baby killer.  If you ask me, he shares responsibility for the murders because he overworked his and drove her to kill with sex.  That’s right, he was so overcome with lust that he never left the woman alone.  She had to cook, clean, iron, shop, work in the yard, home-school the children, and of course give her husband bedtime thrills when the last of the five children had drifted off to sleep. I think the man should be castrated for putting his wife through such toil.  He could have afforded to hire a maid for her.  Mexican maids are a dime a dozen in Houston, and most of them are good at changing diapers and scrubbing floors, even if they do tend to smoke a little illegal dope to unwind at the end of a hard day.  I had a Mexican maid once named Conchita.  I had to get rid of her because she put sprigs of foul-tasting cilantro into everything and wouldn’t stop gabbing to her family of five hundred in Durango on my phone because the phone company had shut hers off after the first month.  But she was good with the kids.      As mothers we all know about frustration.  We all know what it’s like to juggle twenty responsibilities all day and to be drifting off into your much-needed four hours of sleep when a horny husband starts rubbing his razor stubble against you like a hungry cat.  It would make more sense to me if she’d Bobbittized HIM instead of drowning her children.      If you think I’m being harsh you just think of those five precious babies who will never have another birthday because their mother couldn’t handle their father’s demands.  Think of their sweet faces and imagine their cries of agony as their mother held their heads under water.  Imagine the last to go watching the first four die and wonder what had come over their mother.  Imagine her chasing them through the house, a feat which takes time and ingenuity, in order to snuff out their young lives.  Then you pray to God and see what He has to say about the matter. I’ll be praying for all of you myself, Reverend Mother Henrietta T. Hickey A Firm Believer in Truth, Love, and Justice

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The Prig writes: Take a good look at the the so-called USA PATRIOT Act of 2001. It should scare the bejesus out of all thinking Americans.

"Ewwwww.  The sky is falling.  The sky is falling," shouted the Prig to Chicken Little. Dave

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…well, you know the saying: if you’re not a liberal at 21, you have no heart, and if you’re not a conservative at 35, you have no brain… ….and if you’re not bored with both at 50. . . .

Finally he gets it, Ideology does suck. Dave

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gonna do with your cash?  Buy ‘em some Godiva and a nice bottle of (organic, I’m sure) grape?  Man, you’re screwed, blued, and tattooed…and the tattoo might be a number…alas, that’s what you get for relying on some Harvard liberal…well, you know the saying: if you’re not a liberal at 21, you have no heart, and if you’re not a conservative at 35, you have no brain…<G

Funny how the ideologues need to crank their horn when all that the situation requires is to be an American, not some rat assed imitation of failed 19th century Eurotrash cafe political ideology.  <G Dave Ideology sucks

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Only a very small percentage of the men fighting in Afghanistan are even Americans and they’re not on the front lines of the battle for my freedoms. The best thing I can do to preserve my freedoms is to send some cash to the ACLU.

Funny how the ideologues need to crank their horn when all that the situation requires is to be an American, not some rat assed imitation of failed 19th century Eurotrash cafe political ideology.  <G Ideology sucks Dave

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rdean writes: Man, you’re screwed, blued, and tattooed..

*That* is a Yokohama liberty:  screwed, BLEWED, and tattoed.  Don’t mean to be a nitpicker, Richard.  <g  

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Funny how the ideologues need to crank their horn when all that the situation requires is to be an American, not some rat assed imitation of failed 19th century Eurotrash cafe political ideology.  <G Ideology sucks Dave

Be an American.. sounds quite easy for someone born & raised in the US. Or am I missing something? Herman

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rdean writes: Man, you’re screwed, blued, and tattooed.. *That* is a Yokohama liberty:  screwed, BLEWED, and tattoed.  

I just got back from Yokohama and things have changed since you were last there – tattoos are now optional it seems. <g — Charlie…

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…well, you know the saying: if you’re not a liberal at 21, you have no heart, and if you’re not a conservative at 35, you have no brain… ….and if you’re not bored with both at 50. . . . Finally he gets it, Ideology does suck.

Maybe that’s the explanation as to why you keep trying to wave your dick around – you’re hoping to get lucky….well, sorry to disappoint ya, but you got some more bad info, Dave, so I guess you’ll have to stick to stroking the baloney… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Dave

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Charlie Choc writes: *That* is a Yokohama liberty:  screwed, BLEWED, and tattoed.   I just got back from Yokohama and things have changed since you were last there – tattoos are now optional it seems. <g — Charlie…

When I was there (for two years) in the late 50’s, the tattoo parlors were off-limits to U.S. personnel.  However, the screwing and brewing places weren’t.  <g  I’d love to go back and see how it’s changed.  We had a beach Dave

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… The best thing I can do to preserve my freedoms is to send some cash to the ACLU. Funny how the ideologues need to crank their horn when all that the situation requires is to be an American, …

Take a good look at the the so-called USA PATRIOT Act of 2001. It should scare the bejesus out of all thinking Americans. "The first job of a citizen is to keep your mouth open."                                           -Gunter Grass- — Ken Fortenberry

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Charlie Choc writes: *That* is a Yokohama liberty:  screwed, BLEWED, and tattoed.  

That’s the second interpretation I’ve heard, and the both make sense. The first I heard was that it was "blued" because the "screwed" meant "taken advantage of," not "sex," and the "blued" was "blue balls," with the tattoo being, well, a tattoo.  In other words, "I went to town, got ripped off, teased, and all I have to show for it is this lousy tattoo," i.e., not a good situation.  But yours seems plausible, too.  Do you have any idea how it came (pardon the pun) to mean "in a bad situation?"  I’d heard it for years, and used it occasionally, before I finally just asked what it meant, and got the above, but that’s all that was explained to me. TC, R

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"The first job of a citizen is to keep your mouth open."                                          -Gunter Grass-

Oh, that’s just to prevent you liberals from chipping your teeth on your Birkenstocks…<G

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 We had a beach

Kamakura is a nice place, I doubt it has changed much – maybe a few more hotels. — Charlie…

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….and if you’re not bored with both at 50, you’re gonna die.

You’re gonna die anyway.

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….and if you’re not bored with both at 50, you’re gonna die. You’re gonna die anyway.

Huh? What the….oh……. Wolfgang funny how some things just sneak up on a fella

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…well, you know the saying: if you’re not a liberal at 21, you have no heart, and if you’re not a conservative at 35, you have no brain…

….and if you’re not bored with both at 50, you’re gonna die. Wolfgang

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…well, you know the saying: if you’re not a liberal at 21, you have no heart, and if you’re not a conservative at 35, you have no brain… ….and if you’re not bored with both at 50, you’re gonna die. Wolfgang

And speaking of screwed…<G…mighty big "hm" there for ya, big guy…or should I say, old guy… TC, R OBnotquitetodowiththesubjectathandbutinterestingnonetheless – Just acquired some original 15 th century German illuminations (actually, an entire codex), and, man-o-man, is this some neat shit! Been working on it for a while, and finally got it all in hand.  If you’re (or anyone else) interested, let me know, and I’ll get some images and email or post somewhere…R

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… I want you to go to church and say a prayer for all the men fighting in Afghanistan for your continued freedoms. …

Only a very small percentage of the men fighting in Afghanistan are even Americans and they’re not on the front lines of the battle for my freedoms. The best thing I can do to preserve my freedoms is to send some cash to the ACLU. — Ken Fortenberry

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… I want you to go to church and say a prayer for all the men fighting in Afghanistan for your continued freedoms. … Only a very small percentage of the men fighting in Afghanistan are even Americans and they’re not on the front lines of the battle for my freedoms. The best thing I can do to preserve my freedoms is to send some cash to the ACLU.

And what’s ol’ Dershowitz, et al,  gonna do with your cash?  Buy ‘em some Godiva and a nice bottle of (organic, I’m sure) grape?  Man, you’re screwed, blued, and tattooed…and the tattoo might be a number…alas, that’s what you get for relying on some Harvard liberal…well, you know the saying: if you’re not a liberal at 21, you have no heart, and if you’re not a conservative at 35, you have no brain…<G TC, R

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(continued)  I know you will enjoy that. God Bless ya, Prig, and God Bless Ameria. Dave

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Ken Fortenberry wrote With apologies  … Hey Wayne, so long as you’re taking requests how about posting the lyrics to _The Ballad of Penny Evans_.

And don’t forget "Knee Deep in the Big Muddy" FiddleAway

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Ken Fortenberry writes: Hey Wayne, so long as you’re taking requests how about posting the lyrics to _The Ballad of Penny Evans_.

Hey, Prig, sorry that *your* heros, Che and Fidel, are total failures. Monday is Veteran’s Day, Prig, so I want you to go to church and say a prayer for all the men fighting in Afghanistan for your continued freedoms.  Then you can go home and burn the American Flag.  I *kn Dave

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With apologies to the communist party of Latvia for the success of freedom of speech in the US and of Capitalism in the World. Wayne to fish is human….to release Divine!! Fighting soldiers from the sky Fearless men who jump and die Men who mean just what they say The brave men of the Green Beret Silver wings upon their chest These are men, America’s best One hundred men we’ll test today But only three win the Green Beret Trained to live, off nature’s land Trained in combat, hand to hand Men who fight by night and day Courage deep, from the Green Beret Silver wings upon their chest These are men, America’s best One hundred men we’ll test today But only three win the Green Beret Back at home a young wife waits Her Green Beret has met his fate He has died for those oppressed Leaving her this last request Put silver wings on my son’s chest Make him one of America’s best He’ll be a man they’ll test one day Have him win the Green Beret

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With apologies  …

Hey Wayne, so long as you’re taking requests how about posting the lyrics to _The Ballad of Penny Evans_. — Ken Fortenberry

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The –Ballard of Danny Bailey– ain’t too bad either. Op

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – With apologies  … Hey Wayne, so long as you’re taking requests how about posting the lyrics to _The Ballad of Penny Evans_. — Ken Fortenberry

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My trip to Miss. : )

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Thanks for sharing this. bet you are proud of her. Stan – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still very run down, did the dishes as in putting them in the dishwasher and I was exhausted…though there is a good side, Joreen’s gonna change the kitty litter cuz the stuff that kicks up from causes problems w/my asthma and Rick has been cooking dinner, Shane has been taking out all the trash, lifting heavy stuff makes me wheezing damn, think I’m gonna stay this way…LOL now if i didn’t feel so yucky I’d be all set…doctor had me get a nubulizer for home, be interesting to see what my Julius, my 2 yr old grandson makes of it Doug (son-in-law) and close friend, Penny, all went, drove from NY to Missouiri..just me & Doug drove…we got past St.Loius..where there are a god zillion different routes to take..guess who took the wrong one…got us 2 hrs off track we were right in the bible belt….there was this huge cross at least 5 stories high, numerous bill boards that just JESUS on them…and churches,, oh my…a mile apart at the most…get this, I swear this it true..there was the rock of god church and the gumbo assembly of god….we stopped at a quickie mart. Pen says here’s cute shirt for Julius, it said "i love jesus" We took a just two lanes roads to cacth up…all those type of roads are named with just letters…told Pen the AA road was her’s…the name of the towns, for being in the bible belt, somebody sure had a wicked sense of humor; Fruitland, Knoblick (Penny said that was mine), Cherry Valley (that was Doug’s) and Licking..just to name a few! the town it’s in only has a population of 2400..but cuz the base is there they have a long strip of stores; strip clubs, tattoo parlors, pawn shops, gun stores, tons of restaurants, dirty books/toy stores, etc Steph gained 5 lbs, gotta be all muscle (they told us one guy lost 40 lbs!)..damn the stuff they put them through!  just tell ya one…the sargs would take buckets of water, splash them all over the floor, then cover it in comet…the ladies has to get on their stomachs & use their hands to pull themselves around, then do the same on their backs…that was the easy stuff another time…they call it getting smoked if someone in their unit does something wrong they all get it this time they had to carry each other around for 2 hrs, piggy back style cuz Steph is so small (weighs 95 lbs)  they all argued over who could carry her..LOL they took turns w/her…then the sarg realized Steph hadn’t carried anybody around and hooked up w/the biggest woman there!…though for him, he was nice, didn’t make her do it the whole time they’re allowed no candy or sweet stuff, families do send care packages but the Sergants just keep them, if it’s food….so Steph got assigned cleaning the storage for the week and found them…she said they just pigged on them, ate 10 at one time! and had to do it real quick cuz if they got caught…then they flushed the wrappers down the toilet got Steph back to the hotel…first thing she did was soak in the tub, course then "spent" time w/Doug…she came to our room asked for makeup and jewelry and I did hair…she said it was just heaven they all where warned when their family came, they could give a hug and that was it..no other displays of affection…so they break formation, she’s looking around for us, course I gotta let out a yell, "HEY STEPHANIE" she runs over to Doug, leaps on him and warps her legs around him then got down real quick, looking to see if she got caught, cuz that’d be grounds to rescind her pass!  Course me and Pen were all huggy with her too. the graduation is pretty cool, they all march in doing those cadences all of them are up on stage…then whoever is first starts, bellows out, Scioora New York State and walks off stage well the worst in over, now she goes to what’s call AIP.."only" works from 6am to 5pm and has weekends off..Steph said getting up at 5am will be heaven for her…instead of 60 women in room, they’ll be 6…Stephanie said she craves privacy…6-8 weeks for this and then she;s done we don’t know if with all that’s going on if Steph will be stationed somewhere for awhile, but she will be able to come home first ensoul What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not?     ~Tony Morrison, (from Song of Solomon)

Remove "JUNK" for my valid address.

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snip well the worst in over, now she goes to what’s call AIP.."only" works from 6am to 5pm and has weekends off..Steph said getting up at 5am will be heaven for her…

snip "…a Soldier’s life is *terribly* hard, says Alice….." (from "They’re Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace", song in a Christopher Robin story) — —  Whiskers

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still very run down, did the dishes as in putting them in the dishwasher and I was exhausted…though there is a good side, Joreen’s gonna change the kitty litter cuz the stuff that kicks up from causes problems w/my asthma and Rick has been cooking dinner, Shane has been taking out all the trash, lifting heavy stuff makes me wheezing damn, think I’m gonna stay this way…LOL now if i didn’t feel so yucky I’d be all set…doctor had me get a nubulizer for home, be interesting to see what my Julius, my 2 yr old grandson makes of it Doug (son-in-law) and close friend, Penny, all went, drove from NY to Missouiri..just me & Doug drove…we got past St.Loius..where there are a god zillion different routes to take..guess who took the wrong one…got us 2 hrs off track we were right in the bible belt….there was this huge cross at least 5 stories high, numerous bill boards that just JESUS on them…and churches,, oh my…a mile apart at the most…get this, I swear this it true..there was the rock of god church and the gumbo assembly of god….we stopped at a quickie mart. Pen says here’s cute shirt for Julius, it said "i love jesus" We took a just two lanes roads to cacth up…all those type of roads are named with just letters…told Pen the AA road was her’s…the name of the towns, for being in the bible belt, somebody sure had a wicked sense of humor; Fruitland, Knoblick (Penny said that was mine), Cherry Valley (that was Doug’s) and Licking..just to name a few! the town it’s in only has a population of 2400..but cuz the base is there they have a long strip of stores; strip clubs, tattoo parlors, pawn shops, gun stores, tons of restaurants, dirty books/toy stores, etc Steph gained 5 lbs, gotta be all muscle (they told us one guy lost 40 lbs!)..damn the stuff they put them through!  just tell ya one…the sargs would take buckets of water, splash them all over the floor, then cover it in comet…the ladies has to get on their stomachs & use their hands to pull themselves around, then do the same on their backs…that was the easy stuff another time…they call it getting smoked if someone in their unit does something wrong they all get it this time they had to carry each other around for 2 hrs, piggy back style cuz Steph is so small (weighs 95 lbs)  they all argued over who could carry her..LOL they took turns w/her…then the sarg realized Steph hadn’t carried anybody around and hooked up w/the biggest woman there!…though for him, he was nice, didn’t make her do it the whole time they’re allowed no candy or sweet stuff, families do send care packages but the Sergants just keep them, if it’s food….so Steph got assigned cleaning the storage for the week and found them…she said they just pigged on them, ate 10 at one time! and had to do it real quick cuz if they got caught…then they flushed the wrappers down the toilet got Steph back to the hotel…first thing she did was soak in the tub, course then "spent" time w/Doug…she came to our room asked for makeup and jewelry and I did hair…she said it was just heaven they all where warned when their family came, they could give a hug and that was it..no other displays of affection…so they break formation, she’s looking around for us, course I gotta let out a yell, "HEY STEPHANIE" she runs over to Doug, leaps on him and warps her legs around him then got down real quick, looking to see if she got caught, cuz that’d be grounds to rescind her pass!  Course me and Pen were all huggy with her too. the graduation is pretty cool, they all march in doing those cadences all of them are up on stage…then whoever is first starts, bellows out, Scioora New York State and walks off stage well the worst in over, now she goes to what’s call AIP.."only" works from 6am to 5pm and has weekends off..Steph said getting up at 5am will be heaven for her…instead of 60 women in room, they’ll be 6…Stephanie said she craves privacy…6-8 weeks for this and then she;s done we don’t know if with all that’s going on if Steph will be stationed somewhere for awhile, but she will be able to come home first ensoul What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not?     ~Tony Morrison, (from Song of Solomon)      

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